Short but dramatic:
I was standing near a swimming pool, wearing just a pair of cutoff shorts, and I had my iPhone in the pocket. Suddenly someone started to piss on me, and on the pocket where the phone was. Shortly, I was separating the layer of the phone and laying it out on a counter to dry, using a handheld hair dryer to hurry things along.Note that I got a new iPhone on release day, just a couple weeks before, and I was heading to Palm Springs the next day, for a weekend to be spent around swimming pools and such. Also, I have previous had phones doused in liquid (although not that from the dream), and did try the hair dryer trick to rescue one.