What Were They Thinking? — Drag Cows

“What Were They Thinking?” highlights products and presentations which just don’t make sense.

The local Safeway had a display of three different stuffed animals, starting in mid/late-January.  I think the other two were a horse (in cowboy gear) and a pig.  But this is the one that really attracted my eye.

It is supposed to be a cow.

But you’ll notice that it isn’t one.  It’s missing something.  An udder.  Cow tits.  Which means that this isn’t a cow, it’s a bull dressed as a cow.  It’s in drag.  Look at those exaggerated Renée Zellweger lips and the eye makeup and tell me isn’t not in drag.

(Then again, maybe it’s a steer — castrated male cattle — and thus is a trans cow.  An MTF, er, make that a BTC [bull-to-cow].)